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*black people with guns*
white people: criminal thugs!!!!!!
*arab people with guns*
white people: terrorists!!!!!!!
*white people with guns*
white people: well you know, that's our second amendment right. so...


date a girl with horns, date a girl whose body is half goat, date a girl with red glowing eyes, date a girl who leaves pentagrams drawn in blood on your parents’ front door, date a girl who has seen the fiery depths of hell and speaks in tongues. date a girl who is satan.

(Source: mal0cchi0)

» So I waz thinkin’…


what do bandits do when they ain’t bein’ bandity?

I would say they are participating in organized government and caring for their wives

Have you ever seen a female bandit? No, but the race of bandits continues, so there must be well cared for, well fed bandit women somewhere.

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how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus)